Back in the day Fred Whitlock dabbled in more than tomato sauce and chutneys. He was also quite skilled at knocking up a decent batch of moonshine. Now back then it was sort of frowned upon (in a go to jail kind of way), but today the consequences are less severe, legally speaking (NZ is the only country you can legally make moonshine at home, yes!). It’s still really, really severe if you drink too much.
Now you just need to pour it into big clay jugs with big “X”s on the front.