They say everything’s bigger in Texas, including the taste. So we lassoed lashings of tangy tomato, apple puree and smoked paprika to whip up this rich, smoky sweet Texas BBQ style marinade. Just drench some raw hide and get to eatin’.
Tomasz and Alba and their trusty sidekick, El Capo, are an unlikely trio, but what they lack in guile they make up for in guts. That’s why they’ve set out across the Texas desert to claim a bounty on the spikey-head of the infamous Cactus Cowboy.
But when you’re galloping across the desert it’s best to keep your eyes peeled—because the prickly-pariah could be anywhere.
So while they’ve ‘mustard’ up the courage, they find themselves in a rather sticky-situation when Cactus Cowboy catches them before they can catch him. He hog-ties them, tight. Real tight. So tight that it cuts the mustard—the tomato and capsicum too—and squeezes the yum right out of them. That’s one delicious demise.